Rage Appreciator Gifts

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"I speak Latin, you know."

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

Big business is not evil

"I like to stay on top of things."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

Teenage Shakespeare

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

Plays well with other people's $.

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

"Careful now. It's fragile."

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

"Your tech gadgets will become obsolete, but the nice thing about money is it never goes out of style."

Common Dodo!

"Here in Blackrock we do things different."

Deep pockets on line two.

Michelangelo's David

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

"I'm just getting around to sowing my wild oats."

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

"I don't know who on Facebook told you, but I can assure you Stradivarius didn't make accordions!"

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

'That's not cologne. I was just rolling around in our huge cash reserves.'

"I'm just seeing if there's anything to be outraged at."

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

L. $. G. F. E. S. What has he got that I haven't got?

'I believe this is one of the original sets'

Hedgehogs revenge.