Rage Appreciator Gifts

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"I speak Latin, you know."

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"I like to stay on top of things."

Big business is not evil

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

Teenage Shakespeare

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

"Careful now. It's fragile."

"Your tech gadgets will become obsolete, but the nice thing about money is it never goes out of style."

Common Dodo!

Deep pockets on line two.

"Here in Blackrock we do things different."

Michelangelo's David

"I'm just getting around to sowing my wild oats."

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

'That's not cologne. I was just rolling around in our huge cash reserves.'

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.

"I'm just seeing if there's anything to be outraged at."

'I believe this is one of the original sets'

Hedgehogs revenge.

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.