Rage Enthusiasts Gifts

"It's either the Incredible Hulk or Jones has crashed through his stress barrier!"

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Telekinetics on strike...

Teenage Angst.

Cybergoth.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Dance Dance Dance.

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

The new rain dance.

"Put me on the intercom. It's time for the Morning Motivational Roar."

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

NYSE. Many will enter, few will win.

Coronation Civil Rights

Road Construction Blues.

'We want someone who's willing to take risks.'

Revenge of the Mallards.

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

Wordilly Durdillies - A fashion victim.

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

"I'm just seeing if there's anything to be outraged at."

'Don't get involved.'

Getting the Finger

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

Someone Online Says Someone Did Something and You Should Be Pissed

Night clubbing.

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

'Would a British tea party make you take the election more seriously?'

'I think they've caught wind of the impending layoffs.'

Mild in the Streets