Revenge Enthusiasts Gifts

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

'So, the kid who used to steal my lunch money needs a second mortgage...'

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"In the hat! In the hat!"

Revenge Graffiti.

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

Ginger Snaps.

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

"Say, 'when'...Hello?...Guys?..."

"Wow! You're the spitting image of a junior executive I fired last week!"

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

Revenge of the Mallards.

Tunnel of Vengeance.

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

"What?"

"His name's Gary Larson and he's been making fun of cows for years. . ."

"Guess how I got even with the telecommunications industry today."

One legged Skipper getting his own back on a shark in a tank

Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf

The Chicken's Revenge.

"You pooped all over their car. You gotta expect some payback."

"Wait a minute! Aren't you the accountant I fired last year?"

"Hello, Sir! Remember me? You were always putting me in detention. . . Would you like to order now?"

Revenge of the little fish.

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

'You know it's true what they say, Larry: Hell hath no fury like a potato scorned.'

"For God's sake, have some populist rage."