Vengeance Enthusiast Gifts

Revenge Pawn Shop: "They specialise in engagement rings."

Scarpia from Tosca

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

More Pardons

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

Ginger Snaps.

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Devil with Fire and Brimstone In-Trays.

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

Caped Character

Revenge of the Mallards.

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

"And it's a hybrid. It can run on either high octane gasoline or the tears of your enemies!"

"Wow! You're the spitting image of a junior executive I fired last week!"

An angry giant Butterfly has finally found the Butterfly collector person who has his former smaller friends

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."

"There just aren't any good parts."

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

"Your next fattened kid could be your last."