Violence Enthusiast Gifts

Quentin Tarantino

'I just had an insight. I like gratuitous violence!'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

Overjumpers

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Military Medals

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Scarpia from Tosca

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Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Lost around a military base.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Mod Kwan Doh

Old Karate Master

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.