Violence Enthusiast Pillows

'I just had an insight. I like gratuitous violence!'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Overjumpers

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Scarpia from Tosca

'Remember me?'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Mod Kwan Doh

Lost around a military base.

Old Karate Master

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"Lemming Boot Camp"

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable