Martial Arts Enthusiast Pillows

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

A black belt in karate as well as a chiropractor, Dr. Glynn attempts to adjust the spines of three patients all at once.

'No kidding? -- a black belt in humility?'

Old Karate Master

'Dang! This guy's good!'

Rudolph's Krav Maga demonstration was brief, but from that day forward, none of the other reindeer laughed or called him names.

"I think your bluffing!"

Karate Class Clown

"You're too defensive."

'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'

Karate Chop.

Karate School.

'On second thought Mr. Akimoto, perhaps we can give you a loan to open a karate club.'

What I fail to understand is why you call it INTERNAL Alchemy

Overjumpers

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

Head butting.

'Congratulations, Irwin, you've finally earned your white belt.'

'Who would like a little judo chop while you're waiting?'

'You have a red belt already?'

"Wow. Those self defense classes are really paying off."

'Janine, could you download me a self-defence course, please?'

Karate pop up book knocks man out.

'Which would be cheaper, let bullies continue to take my lunch money or take karate lessons?'

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

Ninja.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'The bloke from downstairs has come to complain about the noise.'

'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'

'Remember me?'

'When you can grab the pebble from my hand, then you will be ready.'

Man attempting to karate chop a pile of bricks cheats by tying a brick to his hand

Life hasn't been the same since Mum took up taekwondo!

'Before I give you my bill, I warn you - I'm a black belt.'

Pinocchio began to regret taking up the sport.