Martial Arts Lover Pillows

Darling, I wish you'd stop the self defense classes, now you've got Alzheimer's.

Sign on Door at Karate School For When Door is Locked

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

Wrestling Champion.

Martial Arts Gym

The worst part about the end of a ninja convention is all the smoke bombs.

"Can I show you what I learned in self-defence school?"

Penguin Kwon Do's motto: 'All fight - No flight'

Offensive and Defensive Dance Class

I love Capoeira.

'I was in the right, but the other guy was in karate.'

'I suppose i did take up judo for more human contact.'

Big Bad Wolf Meets Lamb Chop

I cut myself shaving.

'Remind me to thank Mother for paying for my karate lessons.'

Déjà Fu

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

'So it is true, your wife is taking karate lessons!'

'Lunch is ready!!' - 'I'm practising Karate Kid, Mum.' - 'What are you doing?' - 'Crane kick.' - 'Hmmm... what would Daniel Larusso do in this situation?'

Mr Lee's one man army style kung-fu school - "Mr Lee can't make it tonight, Apparently he's been mugged"

I love Kung Fu.

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

Pub Kendo.

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"Ninja bread men"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'Remember me?'

Karataoke