Martial Art Lover Pillows

"Okay, I think I've got the general thrust"

Martial art painting.

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Ninja bread men"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

'Remember me?'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Mod Kwan Doh

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Old Karate Master

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

The Karate Kitten.

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

A street fight.

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'