Martial Art Lover Pillows

"Okay, I think I've got the general thrust"

Martial art painting.

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"Ninja bread men"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'Remember me?'

Karataoke

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Mod Kwan Doh

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Old Karate Master

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

The Karate Kitten.

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"Lets watch a martial arts movie."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

A street fight.

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!