Martial Arts Enthusiasts Pillows

Karate and Judo: 'Will one lesson be enough to get more housekeeping from my hubbie?'

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"Ninja bread men"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'Remember me?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Mod Kwan Doh

Old Karate Master

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

The Karate Kitten.

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

A street fight.

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!