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Karate and Judo: 'Will one lesson be enough to get more housekeeping from my hubbie?'

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"Ninja bread men"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

Karataoke

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

Mod Kwan Doh

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Old Karate Master

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

The Karate Kitten.

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

"Lets watch a martial arts movie."

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

A street fight.

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!