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'No kidding? -- a black belt in humility?'

Old Karate Master

Rudolph's Krav Maga demonstration was brief, but from that day forward, none of the other reindeer laughed or called him names.

Karate Class Clown

"I think your bluffing!"

"You're too defensive."

Karate School.

Karate Chop.

'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'

What I fail to understand is why you call it INTERNAL Alchemy

Overjumpers

'Congratulations, Irwin, you've finally earned your white belt.'

'You have a red belt already?'

Karate pop up book knocks man out.

'Janine, could you download me a self-defence course, please?'

'Who would like a little judo chop while you're waiting?'

'When you can grab the pebble from my hand, then you will be ready.'

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

Ninja.

Man attempting to karate chop a pile of bricks cheats by tying a brick to his hand

'Before I give you my bill, I warn you - I'm a black belt.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'The bloke from downstairs has come to complain about the noise.'

Head butting.

'Which would be cheaper, let bullies continue to take my lunch money or take karate lessons?'

'Remember me?'

Pinocchio began to regret taking up the sport.

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'

Life hasn't been the same since Mum took up taekwondo!

'On second thought Mr. Akimoto, perhaps we can give you a loan to open a karate club.'

'So then I said, 'Oh sure...Who's ever heard of a cat with a black belt in karate?!'

Administrative Ninja

'The next one who tries to wrestle me is in for a surprise: I've learned Karate!'

'Tai Chi or my dinner is in the oven?'