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'I must warn you, I know tai chi. We can step outside and settle it like men, but it will have to be in slow motion.'

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Visitors to the shooting gallery

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

"She Kim Jong-Un'ed me."

NINJA GRAZER

'Do you want to watch the end of that kung fu movie?'

Pinewood Fencing Club: 'We de-liver'!

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

The gladiator raises his blood-stained sword...but the nimble ninja strikes quickly, winning the battle...and taking home the award!"

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Warrior Woman

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Mod Kwan Doh

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Old Karate Master

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

The Karate Kitten.

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'