Martial Arts Lover Mugs

Darling, I wish you'd stop the self defense classes, now you've got Alzheimer's.

Sign on Door at Karate School For When Door is Locked

Wrestling Champion.

Martial Arts Gym

The worst part about the end of a ninja convention is all the smoke bombs.

"Can I show you what I learned in self-defence school?"

Penguin Kwon Do's motto: 'All fight - No flight'

Offensive and Defensive Dance Class

I love Capoeira.

'I was in the right, but the other guy was in karate.'

'I suppose i did take up judo for more human contact.'

Big Bad Wolf Meets Lamb Chop

I cut myself shaving.

'Remind me to thank Mother for paying for my karate lessons.'

Déjà Fu

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

'So it is true, your wife is taking karate lessons!'

Mr Lee's one man army style kung-fu school - "Mr Lee can't make it tonight, Apparently he's been mugged"

I love Kung Fu.

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

Pub Kendo.

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"Ninja bread men"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'Remember me?'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Mod Kwan Doh

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'