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'Guess I won't mention that his house is on fire. . . now who's got the last laugh.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Revenge had come.

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

Ginger Snaps.

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."

Revenge of the Mallards.

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

"What?"

"Guess how I got even with the telecommunications industry today."

'You know it's true what they say, Larry: Hell hath no fury like a potato scorned.'

"Wait a minute! Aren't you the accountant I fired last year?"

'Can you chop it down so it lands on the wife, She's been annoying me all day.'

"Hello, Sir! Remember me? You were always putting me in detention. . . Would you like to order now?"

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

"Oh, so you're my husband's mistress?!... Well, I'm afraid he can't talk to you right now. He's on another line."

Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf

Revenge of the little fish.

The Chicken's Revenge.

Snail orders 'hommes' in a restaurant.