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'Guess I won't mention that his house is on fire. . . now who's got the last laugh.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Revenge had come.

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

The play was soo much fun! You were great, Sally! Do I know you? I was your #3 attendant in scene 2. Attendants are seen and not heard. Are you going into the theater, Twig? Yes. I'm going to write plays where the pretty girls get it. Ah, revenge! The wellspring of great art.

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Ginger Snaps.

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

Tunnel of Vengeance.

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

Revenge of the Mallards.

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

"His name's Gary Larson and he's been making fun of cows for years. . ."

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

"What?"

Revenge of the little fish.

'You know it's true what they say, Larry: Hell hath no fury like a potato scorned.'

"You pooped all over their car. You gotta expect some payback."

"Guess how I got even with the telecommunications industry today."

'Can you chop it down so it lands on the wife, She's been annoying me all day.'

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

"Wait a minute! Aren't you the accountant I fired last year?"

Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf

The Chicken's Revenge.

"Oh, so you're my husband's mistress?!... Well, I'm afraid he can't talk to you right now. He's on another line."

"Hello, Sir! Remember me? You were always putting me in detention. . . Would you like to order now?"