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Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Revenge had come.

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

Ginger Snaps.

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

Revenge of the Mallards.

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

"What?"

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

"Guess how I got even with the telecommunications industry today."

"Hello, Sir! Remember me? You were always putting me in detention. . . Would you like to order now?"

"Wait a minute! Aren't you the accountant I fired last year?"

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

Revenge of the little fish.

'You know it's true what they say, Larry: Hell hath no fury like a potato scorned.'

"Oh, so you're my husband's mistress?!... Well, I'm afraid he can't talk to you right now. He's on another line."

Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf

The Chicken's Revenge.

Snail orders 'hommes' in a restaurant.

Slug Revenge