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"Wait a minute! Aren't you the accountant I fired last year?"

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"In the hat! In the hat!"

Revenge Graffiti.

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

Ginger Snaps.

The play was soo much fun! You were great, Sally! Do I know you? I was your #3 attendant in scene 2. Attendants are seen and not heard. Are you going into the theater, Twig? Yes. I'm going to write plays where the pretty girls get it. Ah, revenge! The wellspring of great art.

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

"Wow! You're the spitting image of a junior executive I fired last week!"

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

Revenge of the Mallards.

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

"Say, 'when'...Hello?...Guys?..."

Tunnel of Vengeance.

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

"What?"

"His name's Gary Larson and he's been making fun of cows for years. . ."

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

The Chicken's Revenge.

Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf

'You know it's true what they say, Larry: Hell hath no fury like a potato scorned.'

"Guess how I got even with the telecommunications industry today."

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

One legged Skipper getting his own back on a shark in a tank

"Hello, Sir! Remember me? You were always putting me in detention. . . Would you like to order now?"

"Oh, so you're my husband's mistress?!... Well, I'm afraid he can't talk to you right now. He's on another line."

"You pooped all over their car. You gotta expect some payback."

Revenge of the little fish.