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'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"In the hat! In the hat!"

Revenge Graffiti.

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Ginger Snaps.

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

Revenge of the Mallards.

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

"What?"

Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf

'You know it's true what they say, Larry: Hell hath no fury like a potato scorned.'

"Oh, so you're my husband's mistress?!... Well, I'm afraid he can't talk to you right now. He's on another line."

"Guess how I got even with the telecommunications industry today."

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

The Chicken's Revenge.

"Wait a minute! Aren't you the accountant I fired last year?"

Revenge of the little fish.

"Hello, Sir! Remember me? You were always putting me in detention. . . Would you like to order now?"

Snail orders 'hommes' in a restaurant.

Slug Revenge

'I was at death's door, when I remembered there were still a few people I had to get even with.'

"When I return to public office, some people had better watch out."