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'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"In the hat! In the hat!"

Revenge Graffiti.

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

The play was soo much fun! You were great, Sally! Do I know you? I was your #3 attendant in scene 2. Attendants are seen and not heard. Are you going into the theater, Twig? Yes. I'm going to write plays where the pretty girls get it. Ah, revenge! The wellspring of great art.

Ginger Snaps.

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Revenge of the Mallards.

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

Tunnel of Vengeance.

"What?"

"His name's Gary Larson and he's been making fun of cows for years. . ."

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

Revenge of the little fish.

"Oh, so you're my husband's mistress?!... Well, I'm afraid he can't talk to you right now. He's on another line."

"You pooped all over their car. You gotta expect some payback."

"For our first exercise I want you to pretend you're getting this unexpected bill in the mail."

"Guess how I got even with the telecommunications industry today."

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf

"Hello, Sir! Remember me? You were always putting me in detention. . . Would you like to order now?"

The Chicken's Revenge.

'You know it's true what they say, Larry: Hell hath no fury like a potato scorned.'

"Wait a minute! Aren't you the accountant I fired last year?"

Snail orders 'hommes' in a restaurant.

Slug Revenge

"How long are you going to do this?"