Revenge Plot Aficionado Gifts

'You really don't remember me, Greg? Little Johnny 'Dweebo' Glynn? You pushed me into the mud 23 times, 42 wedgies in 6th grade...'

"His name's Gary Larson and he's been making fun of cows for years. . ."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Subway Thrillers

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

The play was soo much fun! You were great, Sally! Do I know you? I was your #3 attendant in scene 2. Attendants are seen and not heard. Are you going into the theater, Twig? Yes. I'm going to write plays where the pretty girls get it. Ah, revenge! The wellspring of great art.

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Ginger Snaps.

I've decided to become a mystery writer. "Dark clouds filled the horizon as two young lovers walked along the shore. As if sensing something was about to happen, seabirds cautiously circled around the couple. Suddenly and without warning, the young man reached inside his jacket and pulled out a large bag of pretzels and began to feed the birds." I'm very proud of that opening. The story has just started and it's already filled with twists and terns.

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

Live Bait.

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

Revenge of the Mallards.

Tunnel of Vengeance.

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

Hedgehogs revenge.

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

Revenge of the Terror Elk

"What?"

"Hello, Sir! Remember me? You were always putting me in detention. . . Would you like to order now?"

'Can you chop it down so it lands on the wife, She's been annoying me all day.'

Revenge of the little fish.

"You pooped all over their car. You gotta expect some payback."

The Chicken's Revenge.

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."