Revenge Plot Appreciator Gifts

Hedgehogs revenge.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"...but, seriously..."

"We pay the living dead wage."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

Man reacts to being goosed. Caption: The secret work of Doberman Pinschers

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

"I'm just getting around to sowing my wild oats."

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

Barristers playing a joke

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

"I hate finding billing codes for this guy..."

'There there how were you to know it wasn't Jeremy Beadle.'

Revenge of the Mallards.

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

Live Bait.

'For throwing spitballs in class, I am sending you to the principal's office. It's nothing personal. It's just a classroom management thing.'