Revenge Plot Appreciator Pillows

Hedgehogs revenge.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"We pay the living dead wage."

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

"...but, seriously..."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

Man reacts to being goosed. Caption: The secret work of Doberman Pinschers

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

I think this is the episode of "Leave It to Beaver" where Wally and Eddie chain Lumpy's car to a tree. Couldn

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

"I'm just getting around to sowing my wild oats."

Barristers playing a joke

Revenge of the Mallards.

Live Bait.

'Known in his youth as the 'Keister Bunny', due to the many atomic wedgies he received, Peter would become the greatest of all cottontails.'

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

'There there how were you to know it wasn't Jeremy Beadle.'

"I hate finding billing codes for this guy..."

"With Mindfulness, one may learn to sit through all distractions."

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"