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"In the hat! In the hat!"

Slug Revenge

Revenge of the Snubbed Office Supplies Salesman.

Plane writing; 'Happy Garbage Day'. Garbage man says 'Three days after I dumped her, she won the lottery.'

The Chicken's Revenge.

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

“I’ve got an idea for a story: Gus and Ethel live on Long Island, on the North Shore. He works sixteen hours a day writing fiction. Ethel never goes out, never does anything except fix Gus sandwiches and in the end she becomes a nympho-lesbo-killer-whore. Here’s your sandwich”

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

10 commandments

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

"We need a plot twist."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

He Didn't Know How To Appreciate Nature

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

Mid-list Author Magazine

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

Ginger Snaps.

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

Live Bait.

Revenge of the Mallards.

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

'I like the lust,greed and sex - it's just the integrity that bothers me.'

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.