Poison Plot Appreciator Gifts

"I'll have the Boeuf a la mode, avec ground glass."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Fly Fishing

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Conservation Area

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

"A haand gel...!?"

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Moulin Rouge Security

All-Verbal Westerns

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'