Poison Enthusiast Gifts

"I wouldn't mind but I spent a fortune on those mushrooms!"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Clown God

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

When clowns are hunting.

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

Burning love

Barnyard humor.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Revenge of the Mice

"Abra-Viagra."

"Hee-hee! I just squirted George Hamilton with sun screen!"

Up your end.

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

"Huh, Pharaoh let them go after the tenth plague. And here I was all set to send a coronavirus! Guess I'll just have to save it for later."

When Ventriloquists get the hiccups.