Paranoia Enthusiast Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the quirkiest aspects of a paranoia enthusiast? Explore our collection of clever, humorous products that speak to their unique perspective. Perfect for those who love a touch of humor in their everyday life, these gifts celebrate the creative side of paranoia with witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Show your appreciation for their fascinating outlook with a gift that's as playful and thoughtful as they are.

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"Well, Phil, after years of vague complaints and imaginary ailments, we finally have something to work with."

"Well, Phil, after years of vague complaints and imaginary ailments, we finally have something to work with." mockup

"Well, Phil, after years of vague complaints and imaginary ailments, we finally have something to work with."

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"Call it excessive if you like, but none of our guests have ever pinched anything..."

"Call it excessive if you like, but none of our guests have ever pinched anything..." mockup

"Call it excessive if you like, but none of our guests have ever pinched anything..."

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"Bummer Magazine"

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'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?' mockup

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

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'Man, that freaks me out I've lived here over a year and every time I come home that lamp's in a different place,'

'Man, that freaks me out I've lived here over a year and every time I come home that lamp's in a different place,' mockup

'Man, that freaks me out I've lived here over a year and every time I come home that lamp's in a different place,'

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Unnecessary alarm company

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"I think the man in the corner may have the covid."

"I think the man in the corner may have the covid." mockup

"I think the man in the corner may have the covid."

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"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives." mockup

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

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"It feels like we're being followed." mockup

"It feels like we're being followed."

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'I'm under the illusion peole are staring at me.'

'I'm under the illusion peole are staring at me.' mockup

'I'm under the illusion peole are staring at me.'

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CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!' mockup

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'

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'Can I call you back? I'm expecting someone.'

'Can I call you back? I'm expecting someone.' mockup

'Can I call you back? I'm expecting someone.'

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"Im over-cynical, eh? Which dark forces put that idea in your head?"

"Im over-cynical, eh? Which dark forces put that idea in your head?" mockup

"Im over-cynical, eh? Which dark forces put that idea in your head?"

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"Did you order 8000 tins of beans, 10,000 litres of water, 400 bottles of vitamins C tablets, 500 rolls of tin foil. . ."

"Did you order 8000 tins of beans, 10,000 litres of water, 400 bottles of vitamins C tablets, 500 rolls of tin foil. . ." mockup

"Did you order 8000 tins of beans, 10,000 litres of water, 400 bottles of vitamins C tablets, 500 rolls of tin foil. . ."

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"Your wife is right. It's stupid to think you're being watched and bugged. And zip up your fly."

"Your wife is right. It's stupid to think you're being watched and bugged. And zip up your fly." mockup

"Your wife is right. It's stupid to think you're being watched and bugged. And zip up your fly."

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Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

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New Road Signs to Watch For:

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No Immediate Danger

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'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?' mockup

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

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"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!" mockup

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

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"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist." mockup

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

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'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?' mockup

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

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'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.' mockup

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

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Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'. mockup

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

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"Get a tomb!"

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'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!' mockup

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

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"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder." mockup

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

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"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you." mockup

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

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"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's mockup

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

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'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.' mockup

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

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"Which one is yours?"

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S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail" mockup

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

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Fear of Flying Seminar

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"Pencil eraser."

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'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?' mockup

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

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Paranoia Enthusiast Gifts Collection

Paranoia Enthusiast Mugs

Explore our mugs collection featuring satire and humor for paranoia enthusiasts—perfect for daily cups with a witty twist.

Paranoia Enthusiast Pillows

Shop cozy pillows with clever designs that appeal to those with a quirky, cautious outlook on life.

Paranoia Enthusiast Prints

Decorate with prints that humorously reflect a paranoid perspective—adding wit to any space.

Paranoia Enthusiast T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that playfully celebrate the paranoid mind—great for those who see the world through a different lens.