Paranoia Analyst Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for a paranoia analyst with a creative streak? Explore clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their sharp mind and love for tackling complex thoughts with humor and charm.

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Taxicab security.

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'I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the ebola scare goes away.'

'I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the ebola scare goes away.' mockup

'I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the ebola scare goes away.'

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'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'Every friend is a potential security breach.' mockup

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

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Scientist to other: 'Gross! This isn't anthrax, it's an envelope full of dandruff!'

Scientist to other: 'Gross! This isn't anthrax, it's an envelope full of dandruff!' mockup

Scientist to other: 'Gross! This isn't anthrax, it's an envelope full of dandruff!'

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Employee Assistance Program: Now treating; whistleblower's fear of retaliation.

Employee Assistance Program: Now treating; whistleblower's fear of retaliation. mockup

Employee Assistance Program: Now treating; whistleblower's fear of retaliation.

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My Bookshelf Before the Internet

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No Immediate Danger

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"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives." mockup

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

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'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.' mockup

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

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"You dropped yer wallet."

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"Says, property of the I.R.S."

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'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!' mockup

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

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Prepper Dog

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"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?" mockup

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

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"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?" mockup

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

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"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks." mockup

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

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"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

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'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?' mockup

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

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"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!" mockup

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

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'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.' mockup

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

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'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?' mockup

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

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Big Bubba Is Watching You!

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"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere." mockup

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

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'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.' mockup

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

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Caterpillar Paranoia

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We have control of you brain.

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It's 10PM. Do you know if you're under electronic surveillance from a spy satellite?

It's 10PM. Do you know if you're under electronic surveillance from a spy satellite? mockup

It's 10PM. Do you know if you're under electronic surveillance from a spy satellite?

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'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.' mockup

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

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"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him."

"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him." mockup

"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him."

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'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?' mockup

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

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"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles." mockup

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

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'Relax, we've only been for a pint.' mockup

'Relax, we've only been for a pint.'

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'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?' mockup

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

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'I think a grim reaper is following me...'

'I think a grim reaper is following me...' mockup

'I think a grim reaper is following me...'

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'You've got hypochondria.'

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Paranoia Analyst Gifts Collection

Paranoia Analyst Mugs

Explore our range of mugs for paranoia analysts, featuring witty and humorous designs that celebrate their analytical and overthinking tendencies.

Paranoia Analyst Pillows

Browse pillows with witty quotes and designs for paranoia analysts, adding humor and personality to any room or workspace.

Paranoia Analyst Prints

Find the perfect prints for paranoia analysts, boasting clever, artistic designs that highlight their love for detail and humor.

Paranoia Analyst T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that let paranoia analysts show off their sharp minds with clever and humorous designs—perfect for casual wear and making a statement.