Paranoia Gifts

Got a friend or yourself who’s always on high alert? Our paranoia-themed collection offers witty and lighthearted gifts that celebrate the cautious, curious, and suspicious characters in your life. From mugs that make morning coffee more fun to pillows perfect for cozying up when you’re feeling extra vigilant, our range adds a humorous twist to everyday items. Explore unique, cartoon-inspired products designed to bring a knowing smile and a bit of levity to those who see the world through a wary lens.

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No Immediate Danger

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"What terrors lurk behind that trustworthy facade?"

"What terrors lurk behind that trustworthy facade?" mockup

"What terrors lurk behind that trustworthy facade?"

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My Bookshelf Before the Internet

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"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives." mockup

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

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'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.' mockup

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

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"You dropped yer wallet."

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"Says, property of the I.R.S."

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'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!' mockup

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

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"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?" mockup

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

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"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?" mockup

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

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"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks." mockup

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

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'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?' mockup

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

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"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!" mockup

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

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'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?' mockup

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

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Big Bubba Is Watching You!

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"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere." mockup

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

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Caterpillar Paranoia

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'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.' mockup

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

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"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him."

"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him." mockup

"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him."

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It's 10PM. Do you know if you're under electronic surveillance from a spy satellite?

It's 10PM. Do you know if you're under electronic surveillance from a spy satellite? mockup

It's 10PM. Do you know if you're under electronic surveillance from a spy satellite?

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'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.' mockup

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

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We have control of you brain.

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'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?' mockup

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

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'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!' mockup

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

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'I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the ebola scare goes away.'

'I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the ebola scare goes away.' mockup

'I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the ebola scare goes away.'

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'Well, we've probed and diagnosed you thoroughly and still have found nothing. Now Dr. Thompson here would like you to lie down in his office for a special 'hypochondria scan.''

'Well, we've probed and diagnosed you thoroughly and still have found nothing. Now Dr. Thompson here would like you to lie down in his office for a special 'hypochondria scan.''

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'I think a grim reaper is following me...'

'I think a grim reaper is following me...' mockup

'I think a grim reaper is following me...'

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'You've got hypochondria.'

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Things You Should Know About...

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The Hypochondria Times.

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Closed system: Worry-powered TV set. mockup

Closed system: Worry-powered TV set.

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'Relax, we've only been for a pint.' mockup

'Relax, we've only been for a pint.'

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'You tell me - IS the sky out to get you?'

'You tell me - IS the sky out to get you?' mockup

'You tell me - IS the sky out to get you?'

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'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?' mockup

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

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"Well, Phil, after years of vague complaints and imaginary ailments, we finally have something to work with."

"Well, Phil, after years of vague complaints and imaginary ailments, we finally have something to work with." mockup

"Well, Phil, after years of vague complaints and imaginary ailments, we finally have something to work with."

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Paranoia Gifts Collection

Paranoia Mugs

Looking for more witty paranoia-inspired mugs? Explore our collection of humorous coffee cups that are perfect for anyone with a cautious perspective.

Paranoia Pillows

Browse our paranoia-inspired pillows for cozy, witty decor that reflects your cautious personality or makes a thoughtful gift.

Paranoia Prints

Find the perfect home or office print that captures the humor of paranoia, adding a playful touch to your space.

Paranoia T-Shirts

Discover our range of paranoia-themed t-shirts, blending humor and style to suit those who view the world through a wary lens.