Paranoia Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with the paranoia humorist in your life? Dive into our collection of playful, witty items that embrace the quirks of a creative mind. Whether they’re known for their sharp wit or love a good laugh at their own eccentricities, these products celebrate the humorous side of paranoia with clever designs and fun illustrations. Brighten their day with a gift that’s both amusing and uniquely tailored to their curious, creative spirit.

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"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!" mockup

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!" mockup

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!" mockup

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!" mockup

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

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"You sure this is bulletproof?"

"You sure this is bulletproof?" mockup

"You sure this is bulletproof?" mockup

"You sure this is bulletproof?" mockup

"You sure this is bulletproof?" mockup

"You sure this is bulletproof?"

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Unnecessary Alarm Co.

Unnecessary Alarm Co. mockup

Unnecessary Alarm Co. mockup

Unnecessary Alarm Co. mockup

Unnecessary Alarm Co. mockup

Unnecessary Alarm Co.

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'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?' mockup

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?' mockup

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?' mockup

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?' mockup

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

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Spy Hole -"...slightly to the left so I can see you're head"

Spy Hole -"...slightly to the left so I can see you're head" mockup

Spy Hole -"...slightly to the left so I can see you're head" mockup

Spy Hole -"...slightly to the left so I can see you're head" mockup

Spy Hole -"...slightly to the left so I can see you're head" mockup

Spy Hole -"...slightly to the left so I can see you're head"

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Martin Chuzzlewit suspects the landlady without any reason

Martin Chuzzlewit suspects the landlady without any reason mockup

Martin Chuzzlewit suspects the landlady without any reason mockup

Martin Chuzzlewit suspects the landlady without any reason mockup

Martin Chuzzlewit suspects the landlady without any reason mockup

Martin Chuzzlewit suspects the landlady without any reason

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Olives (man at bar)

Olives (man at bar) mockup

Olives (man at bar) mockup

Olives (man at bar) mockup

Olives (man at bar) mockup

Olives (man at bar)

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'The management of this shop take the threat of swine flu in their stride.'

'The management of this shop take the threat of swine flu in their stride.' mockup

'The management of this shop take the threat of swine flu in their stride.' mockup

'The management of this shop take the threat of swine flu in their stride.' mockup

'The management of this shop take the threat of swine flu in their stride.' mockup

'The management of this shop take the threat of swine flu in their stride.'

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'I put in this brick to slow down any potential purse snatchers.'

'I put in this brick to slow down any potential purse snatchers.' mockup

'I put in this brick to slow down any potential purse snatchers.' mockup

'I put in this brick to slow down any potential purse snatchers.' mockup

'I put in this brick to slow down any potential purse snatchers.' mockup

'I put in this brick to slow down any potential purse snatchers.'

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"No, that's for you. The government is not tracking your tin foil hat order."

"No, that's for you. The government is not tracking your tin foil hat order." mockup

"No, that's for you. The government is not tracking your tin foil hat order." mockup

"No, that's for you. The government is not tracking your tin foil hat order." mockup

"No, that's for you. The government is not tracking your tin foil hat order." mockup

"No, that's for you. The government is not tracking your tin foil hat order."

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"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing." mockup

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing." mockup

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing." mockup

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing." mockup

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

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Brian's so worried about identity theft that he got himself shredded

Brian's so worried about identity theft that he got himself shredded mockup

Brian's so worried about identity theft that he got himself shredded mockup

Brian's so worried about identity theft that he got himself shredded mockup

Brian's so worried about identity theft that he got himself shredded mockup

Brian's so worried about identity theft that he got himself shredded

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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.' mockup

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.' mockup

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.' mockup

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.' mockup

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre." mockup

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre." mockup

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre." mockup

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre." mockup

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

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Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood. mockup

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood. mockup

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood. mockup

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood. mockup

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

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"Gee, thanks pal."

"Gee, thanks pal." mockup

"Gee, thanks pal." mockup

"Gee, thanks pal." mockup

"Gee, thanks pal." mockup

"Gee, thanks pal."

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No Immediate Danger

No Immediate Danger mockup

No Immediate Danger mockup

No Immediate Danger mockup

No Immediate Danger mockup

No Immediate Danger

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"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you." mockup

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you." mockup

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you." mockup

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you." mockup

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

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Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger mockup

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger mockup

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger mockup

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger mockup

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

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"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!" mockup

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!" mockup

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!" mockup

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!" mockup

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

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Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101. mockup

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101. mockup

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101. mockup

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101. mockup

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

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"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..." mockup

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..." mockup

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..." mockup

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..." mockup

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

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'I don't think the employees like me.'

'I don't think the employees like me.' mockup

'I don't think the employees like me.' mockup

'I don't think the employees like me.' mockup

'I don't think the employees like me.' mockup

'I don't think the employees like me.'

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"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!" mockup

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!" mockup

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!" mockup

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!" mockup

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

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'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.' mockup

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.' mockup

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.' mockup

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.' mockup

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

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"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff." mockup

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff." mockup

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff." mockup

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff." mockup

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

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"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend." mockup

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend." mockup

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend." mockup

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend." mockup

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

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'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.' mockup

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.' mockup

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.' mockup

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.' mockup

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

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"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street." mockup

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street." mockup

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street." mockup

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street." mockup

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

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Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet mockup

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet mockup

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet mockup

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet mockup

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

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"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron." mockup

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron." mockup

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron." mockup

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron." mockup

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

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"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives." mockup

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives." mockup

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives." mockup

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives." mockup

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

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German School mockup

German School mockup

German School mockup

German School mockup

German School

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Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.' mockup

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.' mockup

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.' mockup

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.' mockup

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

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Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!' mockup

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!' mockup

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!' mockup

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!' mockup

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

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Paranoia Humorist Gifts Collection

Paranoia Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring paranoia humorist designs—ideal for starting the day with a laugh!

Paranoia Humorist Pillows

Find quirky, fun pillows that add personality and laughter to any room—great for relaxingly mocking life’s quirks.

Paranoia Humorist Prints

Browse our humorous prints that bring satire and wit into your decor—an excellent gift for the creative, paranoid mind.

Paranoia Humorist T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts perfect for humorists who love to wear their humor on their sleeve—literally!