Paranoia Parody Fan Gifts

Eves dropping.

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Spam in Hell.

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

The Second Fall of Man.r

Dinosaur Group Think

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Lawyers On A Plane.

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Extreme kites!

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

Old Yarns

Atomic Bear: Part 10

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

The Sedentary Dead.