Paranoia Humor Fan Gifts

If your friend loves a good laugh about nerves and suspicion, our paranoia humor-themed gifts are just the thing. From humorous mugs to witty T-shirts, these items celebrate the quirky side of being painfully aware. Show your humor-loving buddy that their slightly paranoid perspective is appreciated and understood with a thoughtful gift that makes light of the world’s mysteries.

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"He's paranoid someone will steal his identity..."

"He's paranoid someone will steal his identity..." mockup

"He's paranoid someone will steal his identity..."

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"There had better not be any socialist under my bed."

"There had better not be any socialist under my bed." mockup

"There had better not be any socialist under my bed."

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'No, we're not capturing you for a bizarre sexual experiment. We thought you might like to come to our coffee morning.'

'No, we're not capturing you for a bizarre sexual experiment. We thought you might like to come to our coffee morning.' mockup

'No, we're not capturing you for a bizarre sexual experiment. We thought you might like to come to our coffee morning.'

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"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay." mockup

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

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A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats. mockup

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

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'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.' mockup

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

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'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.' mockup

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

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Trump Poutine

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'I've been a nervous rex all day.' mockup

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

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'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.' mockup

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

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'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?' mockup

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

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'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...' mockup

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

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US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...' mockup

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

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'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.' mockup

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

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"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself." mockup

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

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'More government surveillance!'

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"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives." mockup

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

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"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now." mockup

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

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'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.' mockup

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

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'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?' mockup

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

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The Thinker?

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How men process questions.

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"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually." mockup

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

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"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?" mockup

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

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"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him." mockup

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

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"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you." mockup

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

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'Yes, I'm sure Latestagrossa is the patient's name, and not the disease!'

'Yes, I'm sure Latestagrossa is the patient's name, and not the disease!' mockup

'Yes, I'm sure Latestagrossa is the patient's name, and not the disease!'

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Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases! mockup

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

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"Says, property of the I.R.S."

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"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money." mockup

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

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'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!' mockup

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

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'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...' mockup

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

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Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

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"Italy just bought France."

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'It's educational TV, Mom — the redheaded girl in the lime-green bikini has a teaching degree.'

'It's educational TV, Mom — the redheaded girl in the lime-green bikini has a teaching degree.' mockup

'It's educational TV, Mom — the redheaded girl in the lime-green bikini has a teaching degree.'

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Paranoia Humor Fan Gifts Collection

Paranoia Humor Fan Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for more witty and paranoid-themed designs, perfect for anyone who loves their coffee with a side of humor.

Paranoia Humor Fan Pillows

Discover our pillows with fun cartoon prints that add a humorous touch to any sofa or bed for fans of paranoia humor.

Paranoia Humor Fan Prints

Browse our art prints to find the perfect humorous decoration for anyone who enjoys a good laugh about suspicion and conspiracy theories.

Paranoia Humor Fan T-Shirts

Check out our T-shirts for more clever and funny paranoia-inspired designs, ideal for expressing their unique personality in style.