Paranoia Parody Fan Prints

Eves dropping.

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Spam in Hell.

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

Dinosaur Group Think

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Lawyers On A Plane.

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Extreme kites!

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

The Sedentary Dead.

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

Old Yarns

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'