Paranoia Parodists Prints

Observing Toilet Paper

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Do me next."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Night of the Zombonies.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Puss in cement boots"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Alternative fielding positions

"Housekeeping?!"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"The Eggsorcist"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Can't Touch This

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Little Red Riding Carpet