Phobia Humorist Gifts

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"In real life, he had acrophobia."

Snake.

On the planet Clowny, they are afraid of us.

Missile attending a 'Fear of flying course'

Balloon becomes sad when it sees cacti.

Man in tuxedo afraid to fire his gun.

"This is the smallest website I've ever seen. Which is ironic, because it's a site about claustrophobia."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"Pencil eraser."

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

Dentist Trip

Food chain.

Superhero with Acrophobia

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

Agoraphobic Explorer

Safe harbour

"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"

Someone's always fooling around with my toys phobia.

"The feel of mud and weeds between my toes just really freaks me out."

'The management of this shop take the threat of swine flu in their stride.'

Dinosaur scared of a mouse.

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

'And why do you think you developed this overwhelming fear of couches?'

Santa's chimney climbing is a fixation with mothers womb

Pre-minstrel Tension.

"I hired out a double for this bit."

Spider Horror Movies

'Gervaisaphobia': The feeling that Ricky Gervais is everywhere.

"If anything happens, Janice, I love you."

A Pat on the Back: $1.00

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."