Dental Phobia Humorist Gifts

'Now some people find it helps to imagine they're on a desert island.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

"Aperitif?"

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

Dentist Trip

The New Age Dentist.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Superhero with Acrophobia

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

"It's teeth whitening."

"Needs ketchup."

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

"And here we have the complete skull of an orthodontosaurus."