Dentistry Humorist Gifts

'Open, please!'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

"Aperitif?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

I see braces in his future.

The New Age Dentist.

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"It's teeth whitening."

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

A shark flosses with a fishing line.

"And here we have the complete skull of an orthodontosaurus."

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

"Needs ketchup."