Dental Visit Humorist Gifts

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

"Aperitif?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

The New Age Dentist.

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

Dentist Suction

"It's teeth whitening."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

"Needs ketchup."

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

A shark flosses with a fishing line.

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'