Dental Work Humorist Gifts

"You may experience a bit of discomfort."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Aperitif?"

The New Age Dentist.

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

I see braces in his future.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

Dentist Speak - Monologues

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"You've been grinding your fangs."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"It's teeth whitening."

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

Dentist Suction

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Needs ketchup."