Dental Humorists Gifts

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

Dentist

Mickey Mouth.

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Aperitif?"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

I see braces in his future.

The New Age Dentist.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

Dentist Suction

"It's teeth whitening."

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'