Dental Humorists Prints

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

Dentist

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

"Aperitif?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

The New Age Dentist.

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"You've been grinding your fangs."

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

Dentist Suction

"It's teeth whitening."

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

"Needs ketchup."

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

A shark flosses with a fishing line.

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'