Dental Professional Humorist Prints

'They must be NHL fans.' 'No, they're dentists.'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

"Aperitif?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

The New Age Dentist.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

I see braces in his future.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

"You've been grinding your fangs."

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

Dentist Speak - Monologues

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

Dentist Suction

"It's teeth whitening."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."

"Needs ketchup."

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."