Dental Care Humorist Prints

'My teeth are all my own. They cost me a fortune.'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

"Aperitif?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

The New Age Dentist.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

"It's teeth whitening."

Dentist Suction

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

"Needs ketchup."

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'