Dental Care Humorist Gifts

'My teeth are all my own. They cost me a fortune.'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Aperitif?"

I see braces in his future.

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

The New Age Dentist.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

"It's teeth whitening."

Dentist Suction

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."