Dental Hygiene Humorist Gifts

'See, honey? My teeth aren't yellow, they're 'Eloquent Ivory.''

Wolf in bed.

"Anyone in my teeth?"

'Wow, that's great, thanks: I really need to floss...'

Indian snake charmer raising toothpaste

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"I thought you didn't have any toothpicks?"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Aperitif?"

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

The New Age Dentist.

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

I see braces in his future.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"It's teeth whitening."

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

"Needs ketchup."

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.