Dental Hygiene Humorist T-Shirts

'See, honey? My teeth aren't yellow, they're 'Eloquent Ivory.''

Wolf in bed.

'Wow, that's great, thanks: I really need to floss...'

Indian snake charmer raising toothpaste

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"I thought you didn't have any toothpicks?"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

"Aperitif?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

The New Age Dentist.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"It's teeth whitening."

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

A shark flosses with a fishing line.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'