Dental Humorist T-Shirts

'What's that?' - 'It's in case we have a power failure.'

"This may hurt, so I'm going to sedate your wallet."

Godzilla's Dentist.

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

'Now, remember how it works, Mrs. Cortlock? If Dr. Gundleson strikes out OR if you catch a foul ball, your extraction is totally free!'

Tooth Fairy: Ruined by Dentures and Implants. Please Help.

'Oops! They have used inches instead of centimetres.'

'Yes, I see the problem.'

'Ms Mercer, show the gentleman the different types of crowns available!'

'I've been to the dentist about a wisdom tooth.'

Rocker with Dentures

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

NHS Dentist - 'Open Wide!'

'I haven't had any good grades since my wisdom tooth was pulled.'

'Do I have anything stuck in-between my tusks?'

Man with rotten teeth invents toothpaste.

'Oh, they're tasty, but they're murder on your fillings.'

"I just want to do an impression..."

Tooth fairy wanted: 'Next!'

Easter Island dentistry

'Help! My retainers have me trapped by refrigerator magnets!'

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

'60 for pulling a tooth, thats a bit much.' 'Your yelling chased away our clients.'

"He's got dreadful teeth..."

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

'It's strange. Every time I shine my light, a bizarre transformation comes over you.'

"The British are coming."

'Could you ask the dentist if it's okay for me to use my own spitton?'

You'll wonder where your gum line went, when you brush your teeth with CACTODENT!

Duck Toothed

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

"In my culture it is very important to have straight teeth."

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'