Dental Humorist T-Shirts

'What's that?' - 'It's in case we have a power failure.'

"This may hurt, so I'm going to sedate your wallet."

Godzilla's Dentist.

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

Tooth Fairy: Ruined by Dentures and Implants. Please Help.

'Oops! They have used inches instead of centimetres.'

'Ms Mercer, show the gentleman the different types of crowns available!'

'Yes, I see the problem.'

'I haven't had any good grades since my wisdom tooth was pulled.'

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

"I just want to do an impression..."

'Do I have anything stuck in-between my tusks?'

Man with rotten teeth invents toothpaste.

'Oh, they're tasty, but they're murder on your fillings.'

Tooth fairy wanted: 'Next!'

Easter Island dentistry

'Help! My retainers have me trapped by refrigerator magnets!'

'I've been to the dentist about a wisdom tooth.'

NHS Dentist - 'Open Wide!'

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

Rocker with Dentures

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

Duck Toothed

You'll wonder where your gum line went, when you brush your teeth with CACTODENT!

'Could you ask the dentist if it's okay for me to use my own spitton?'

"The British are coming."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

'Talk about wisdom teeth.'

"And here we have the complete skull of an orthodontosaurus."

"He's got dreadful teeth..."

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

'It's strange. Every time I shine my light, a bizarre transformation comes over you.'

'60 for pulling a tooth, thats a bit much.' 'Your yelling chased away our clients.'