Dental Care Comedian Gifts

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'He grinds his teeth at night...'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

"Aperitif?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

The New Age Dentist.

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

Dentist Trip

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"It's teeth whitening."

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

"Needs ketchup."

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

A shark flosses with a fishing line.

"And here we have the complete skull of an orthodontosaurus."

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"