Dental Care Comedian Pillows

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'He grinds his teeth at night...'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

"Aperitif?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

I see braces in his future.

Dentist Trip

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

The New Age Dentist.

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"It's teeth whitening."

Dr. Morton believed he had found a less upsetting way to give his patients Novocain shots.

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"And here we have the complete skull of an orthodontosaurus."

"Needs ketchup."

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'