Dental Health Humorist Pillows

"Do you know from which filling the government is controlling your mind?"

'I have all my teeth.'

'This metal detector works good. Look, it's finding my fillings!' 'Are you sure it's not a solid rock detector?'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

"Aperitif?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

The New Age Dentist.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"It's teeth whitening."

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

"And here we have the complete skull of an orthodontosaurus."

A shark flosses with a fishing line.

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"Needs ketchup."

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.