Dental Health Humorist Pillows

"Do you know from which filling the government is controlling your mind?"

'I have all my teeth.'

'This metal detector works good. Look, it's finding my fillings!' 'Are you sure it's not a solid rock detector?'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

"Aperitif?"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

I see braces in his future.

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

The New Age Dentist.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

"It's teeth whitening."

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

"And here we have the complete skull of an orthodontosaurus."

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

"Needs ketchup."

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'